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I'm the goddamn batman
Artist | Hobbyist | Artisan Crafts
United States
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Knocked Kneed Centipeeds and eight legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
And shook the life out of the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.

Current Residence: New Jersey, USA
Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock / Metal
Favourite style of art: Realism
Personal Quote: Do not do today, what can be put off until tomorrow
Interests
I have been debating recently on whether or not to sell the gloves I've been making. Does anyone have experience that would like to share?





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Raven&Beastboy
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:icongehadmekki:
GehadMekki Jan 19, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the fav :D
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:iconcoincollect408:
coincollect408 Jan 20, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem, I am in love with your hook case!

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:iconkikistarts:
KikiStarts Dec 19, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
thanks for the watch =)
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:iconcoincollect408:
coincollect408 Dec 22, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem! Your stuff is amazing :)
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:iconamiamalilium:
AmiAmaLilium Nov 8, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
Thank you so much for the watch!! :D :D
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:iconcoincollect408:
coincollect408 Nov 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem, your stuff is amazing! I just started crocheting and I can only hope to one day be as awesome as you!
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:iconamiamalilium:
AmiAmaLilium Nov 10, 2013  Professional Artisan Crafter
yay! I feel honored :XD: Good luck crocheting, I'm sure you'll be awesome!
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WRavenStorm Oct 9, 2013  Professional General Artist
Thank you for the fave on Ragnarok :)
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:iconcoincollect408:
coincollect408 Oct 10, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem, he was so adorable!
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Icedeb Oct 8, 2013  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Hi! :wave: Welcome to :iconknitting-and-crochet:!! I hope you like the group and have fun!

Please read over our submission policies fav.me/d4fqao0. We're excited to see your work in the group!
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