Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Knocked Kneed Centipeeds and eight legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.
One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"
A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,
Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
And shook the life out of the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.
Current Residence: New Jersey, USA
Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock / Metal
Favourite style of art: Realism
Personal Quote: Do not do today, what can be put off until tomorrow