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I'm the goddamn batman
Artist | Hobbyist | Artisan Crafts
United States
Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Knocked Kneed Centipeeds and eight legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you a story I know nothing about.

Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss... The crime that has never been committed.

One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,

One was blind and the other couldn't see,
So they chose a dummy for a referee.
A blind man went to see fair play,
A dumb man went to shout "hooray!"

A paralysed donkey passing by,
Kicked the blind man in the eye,
Knocked him through a nine inch wall,
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all,

Two deaf policemen heard the noise,
And shook the life out of the two dead boys,
If you don't believe my lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too.

Current Residence: New Jersey, USA
Favourite genre of music: Hard Rock / Metal
Favourite style of art: Realism
Personal Quote: Do not do today, what can be put off until tomorrow
I have been debating recently on whether or not to sell the gloves I've been making. Does anyone have experience that would like to share?

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Marikokitty Featured By Owner Aug 5, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Happy Birthday :airborne:
coincollect408 Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Thank you :)
theresahelmer Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Professional Photographer
Thank you so much for adding me to your watch list, i am utterly flattered :heart: ~Theresa
coincollect408 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
No problem! I just made your cake batter milkshakes and was sold :)
artemecia Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
I totally approve geeky crafting !!! :D
coincollect408 Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
I'm so glad! (That totally makes two of us!)
artemecia Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014
PhunkyMnkCreations Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014   Artisan Crafter
That is a great poem! Thank you for the llama :happybounce: 
coincollect408 Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2014  Hobbyist Artisan Crafter
Of course :D
PhunkyMnkCreations Featured By Owner May 1, 2014   Artisan Crafter
:D (Big Grin) 
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